Cobra Commander

Cobra Commander: Serpentor was always shown too much ambition and incopetence, when it comes to world domination. When I'm Cobra Emperor, the mighty will be free to take whatever they want, because Vipers wishes is never enough. Serpentor is yesterday’s message, a fangless, distracted regime, whose failings undoubtedly presage, the need for a much more different dream.
I never thought Vipers essential
They're crude and unspeakably plain
But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain

(Sings)
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a eel's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention!
My words are a matter of pride!

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs.
But we're talking worlds and dominations
Even you can't be caught unawares!

So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining, new era is tiptoeing nearer
Viper: And where do we feature?
Cobra Commander: Just listen to teacher

I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded
When at last, I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Cobra Commander/Cobra Army: Be prepared!

[Speech]
Viper: Yeah, be prepared! We'll be prepared! For what?
Cobra Commander: For the death of Serpentor!
Viper: Why? Is he sick?
Cobra Commander: No, fool, we're gonna kill him. And Mindbender, too.
Vipers: Great idea! Who needs that fool? Down with Serpentor! Down with Serpentor! La-la-la-la-la-la!
Cobra Commander: You idiots! There will be the Emperor!
Viper: Hey, but you said, uh...
Cobra Commander: I, King Cobra, will be the Emperor of the world! Stick with me, and you'll never loose another battle again!
Vipers (Variously): HOOORAAA! All right! This is great! HALE COBRA!
Cobra Army: HALE COBRA! HALE COBRA!

Cobra Army: It's great that we'll soon be connected
With an Emperor, who'll be all time adored!
Cobra Commander: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected,
To take certain duties on board

The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
YOU WON'T GET A PIECE WITHOUT ME!!!

Cobra Commander: So prepare for the coup of the century
Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Cobra Army: Oooh... la, la, la!)
Meticulous planning (Cobra Army: We'll have the world!)
Tenacity spanning (Cobra Army: Lots of money!)
Decades of denial (Cobra Army: We repeat!)
Is simply why I'll (Cobra Army: Endless Power!)

Be Emperor undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes, my fangs and ambitions are bared
Cobra Commander/Cobra Army: Be prepared!

All: Yes, our fangs and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!